Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.