My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.