Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
Did you just hear that perfume bottle talk?
I think it's becoming scentient.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!