Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
If a wine connoisseur is called a sommelier then a perfume connoisseur should be called a smellier.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.