I ran out of deodorant.
I guess I'll go online and odor some more.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts
It's called "Leave me the fuh cologne".
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
My Buddhist friend just gave me a “Nirvana” scented perfume.
It smells like Teen Spirit.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.