I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
I don't like strong perfumes...
I guess I'm inscentsitive.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
The perfume was very cheap.
It's price was in cents.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
There was a group of ants that always went on parties together, but one smelled way worse than the others.
He was de odor ant.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
Do perfumes expire?
In essence, they do.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
What do you call it when a doctor puts a camera inside of a bottle of perfume?
A cologne-oscopy.
The magazine my daughter gets each month always smells like perfume. I wondered aloud if they scent it.
Then I realized, of course they sent it. Otherwise it would have never come.
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
A toiletry.