What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
My sister just bought a set of odorless perfumes.
It doesn’t make any scents.
Did you hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
The scent of old spies gave him away.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
There's a programme about the history of perfume on TV tonight.
It's on at 8pm on Chanel Number 5!