This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
What is the most disgusting perfume ever made?
Eau de colon.
What would you call a familiar scent?
Nose-talgic.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
What do you call a perfume that missed its deadline?
Eau de too late.
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
Police have reported that a baseball themed perfume factory has blown up under mysterious circumstances.
They said it smells like Foul Play.
Mother Superior had to crack down on sisters wearing perfume in the convent.
She said she would not tolerate such nun scents.