Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
I said "sure, no sweat."
My wife is furious at me for buying an expensive make-your-own-perfume kit.
But it just made scents to me.
What's it called when a perfume climbs up the stairs?
Ascent.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
As summer approaches, I think it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
What do you call a deodorant that's never happy?
A deodor-rant.
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.
It’s called the Weather Chanel.
Why did Chanel sue a company which came out with its own "No. 5" perfume?
They thought it was a fragrant violation of the law.
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
I accidently sprayed deoderant in my mouth
Now every time I speak I have a weird Axe Scent.
This can of deodorant said it "Lasts 24 hours"...
So the next day I bought another can.
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
It was a quick pit stop.
I just won local "Worst Body Odor Contest".
No one else came close.
This lady at the supermarket is staring at me, like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant...
And then put it back on the shelf.