Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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