Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.