Oral Hygiene Puns

Pearly white puns

Oral Hygiene Puns

Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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