Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.