Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist?
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My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.