I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
Why is it a bad idea to swallow toothpaste?
Because you’ll destroy your stomach cavity!
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.