Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
I'm looking to sell my toothpaste collection.
Don't worry, they're all in mint condition.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.