I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.