What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
What is the favourite toothpaste of the security guards of a mining company?
Coalgate.
My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
What do you call a tree without teeth?
A gumtree.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
With flossils.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
Ever use one of those expensive toothbrushes?
It's breath-taking.