What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
Where do killer whales go to get their braces?
The orca-dontist.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
You're not allowed to eat teeth
It's for-bitten.
Crooked teeth are criminal!
Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bear.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"