I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.
Turns out, they’re all bark and no bite.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
Floss Vegas.
I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.
Sadly, there was no plaque on it.
Don't ever think dentists are perfect individuals
They most certainly have floss.
When did the dentist develop tooth pain?
Tooth-hurty!
I asked my friend for a tube of toothpaste. He gave me the smallest tube I’ve ever seen.
Next time, I’ll ask for teethpaste.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth...
He said it was acci-dental.
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
What did the toothpaste wear to the club?
A tube top!
A thief stole my toothbrush.
It left a bad taste in my mouth.
I hate dentists.
Bad oral hygiene can cause so many bad things in your mouth, yet they tell you to brush it off.
My dentist says I don't brush enough but hey-
We all have our floss.