Brace yourselves kids!
Our dentist is shutting down.
Why did the tooth see a therapist?
To get to the root of their problems.
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments?
She finds them obtooth.
My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started.
I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you have plaque on your wall?"
Have you heard about the new his & hers toothpaste?
The flavor is "mint to be".
"Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!"
"No son, it's just gone acoustic."
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie?
Jaws.
My friend bought a different toothpaste this time...
It was a nice change of paste.
After trying out floss for the first time, I couldn't believe how nice it felt.
It truly was a breath of fresh air.
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths"
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.
What do you call a dog’s back teeth?
Canine canines.
I passed my dentistry tests with an A in my written paper.
In Oral, B.