The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store.
They have a mummy-back guarantee!
Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They use masking tape
Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea.
Archeologists say that mummies are very hard to find. Because they're all kept under wraps.
Where does a pharaoh use the bathroom?
A pee-ramid
Q: How did the Pharaoh get to school?
A: In Anubis.
Mummies are very aware of investment security. Their favorite is Cryptocurrency.
Q: What did the Pharaoh do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.
My son asked me if we were related to any Egyptian Pharaohs.
I told him, unfortunately son we do not even have so much as a toot in common.