What is the favourite food of the Egyptian god? It is the Ramen.
What is the best job for a mummy during holidays? A gift wrapper.
Q: Why couldn't the Pharaoh sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx
I once played chess with an Egyptian King...
...I was distracted for a moment, and when I turned around he was blatantly attempting to cheat. I told him that that wasn't very pharaoh.
You should check out that Egyptian antiquities store.
They have a mummy-back guarantee!
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and Deady.
After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."
What would the pharaoh say after seeing the pyramid? He would name it mummy's home.
What's a mummy's favorite song?
Walk Like An Egyptian.
My mummy friend is really tense lately. He always looks so wound up.