Where does a pharaoh use the bathroom?
A pee-ramid
Why do Egyptians shave their heads?
To make them more pharaoh-dynamic
How did the mummy defeat Superman? He had Cryptonite.
What do you call a Pharaoh who has road rage?
Tootin' car man.
Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Quit ragging me out!
Not a lot of people know this about me, but I'm from ancient Egypt...
Those that do know call me a mummies boy.
I saw this new movie about a mummy's new bandages. It was called The Emperor's New Cloths.
The mummy caught a really bad cold. He cannot stop coffin.
Q: What was the most important holiday in ancient Egypt?
A: Mummy's Day.
Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff