Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I less than three you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You are the square to my root.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You have one compact set.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?