I less than three you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You are the square to my root.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.