Math Pick Up Lines

Cute and funny math pick-up lines galore!

Math Pick Up Lines

My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You are the square to my root.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.