My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You have one compact set.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I less than three you.
You are the square to my root.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?