Math Pick Up Lines

Cute and funny math pick-up lines galore!

Math Pick Up Lines

Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You have one compact set.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.