Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You are the square to my root.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.