Math Pick Up Lines

Cute and funny math pick-up lines galore!

Math Pick Up Lines

How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You have one compact set.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I less than three you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You are the square to my root.