Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You are the square to my root.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.