Math Pick Up Lines

Cute and funny math pick-up lines galore!

Math Pick Up Lines

Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I less than three you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You are the square to my root.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.