If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are the square to my root.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You have one compact set.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I less than three you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.