The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You are the square to my root.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You have one compact set.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I less than three you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.