Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
You have one compact set.
I less than three you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You are the square to my root.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.