You are the square to my root.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
You have one compact set.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I less than three you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.