Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I less than three you.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are the square to my root.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You have one compact set.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?