Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You have one compact set.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You are the square to my root.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I less than three you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?