How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I’m soy
into you.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
I cannoli be happy
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
"Aloe you vera much."
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
Your love will always be up to par.
I scored when I met you.
"I lava you."
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
You're one in a melon.
"Yoda one for me."
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I whale-y like you.
I love you berry much.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I whale always love you.
We are mint to be.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
"I'm nuts about you."
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
We make a great pear
You met all of my koala-fications
I get a real kick out of you.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
I always have a ball with you.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
We bee-long together.