I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
"I'm nuts about you."
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
I have bean thinking about you.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I whale always love you.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
You’re my #1 pick.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
You're one in a melon.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
when I’m with you.
I get a real kick out of you.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You octopi my thoughts.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Pugs and kisses.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
I have bean
thinking about you.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.