I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
You’re right up my alley.
I get a real kick out of you.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I cannoli be happy
"I wood never leaf you."
We make a great pear
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I’m soy
into you.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I like you sow much.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
"You bake me crazy."
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
"Aloe you vera much."
Pugs and kisses.
I pitcher us together forever.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Owl always love you.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
You're one in a melon.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
I scored when I met you.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue