What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
I whale always love you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I like you sow much.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Owl always love you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
"I lava you."
"I wood never leaf you."
I get a real kick out of you.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
You octopi my thoughts.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
You're one in a melon.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
We make a great pear
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I cannoli be happy
I love you berry much.
"Aloe you vera much."
"Yoda one for me."