You're my purr-son.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
We bee-long together.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
"You bake me crazy."
I love you deerly.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
Owl always love you.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I love you from my head tomatoes.
"Aloe you vera much."
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
I pitcher us together forever.
You met all of my koala-fications
I get a real kick out of you.
Some bunny loves you.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
when I’m with you.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
I have bean thinking about you.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I’m soy
into you.
I love you berry much.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
We are mint to be.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You make miso happy.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.