Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
"Yoda one for me."
"I'm nuts about you."
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
You're one in a melon.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I always have a ball with you.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
We make a great pear
I’ll always be running-back to you.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I have bean thinking about you.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
"You bake me crazy."
Your love will always be up to par.
I whale-y like you.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I have bean
thinking about you.
"Aloe you vera much."
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
We bee-long together.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
You make miso happy.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Pugs and kisses.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
We are mint to be.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.