I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
I cannoli be happy
I scored when I met you.
I have bean thinking about you.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I have bean
thinking about you.
We are mint to be.
when I’m with you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Owl always love you.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
I whale always love you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I get a real kick out of you.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
"I lava you."
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I’m soy
into you.