From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
We bee-long together.
"I'm nuts about you."
We make a great pear
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
We are mint to be.
I cannoli be happy
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I like you sow much.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
You’re right up my alley.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I’m soy
into you.
I whale always love you.
I whale-y like you.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
I always have a ball with you.
"I lava you."
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
You're one in a melon.
"You bake me crazy."
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.