"You bake me crazy."
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
"I wood never leaf you."
We bee-long together.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I whale always love you.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
I like you sow much.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
when I’m with you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
I scored when I met you.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
"Aloe you vera much."
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
We are mint to be.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
Some bunny loves you.
You’re right up my alley.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.