Pugs and kisses.
Owl always love you.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
"I wood never leaf you."
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
You’re right up my alley.
I like you sow much.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
"I lava you."
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I whale-y like you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
You make miso happy.
You're my purr-son.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
You’re my #1 pick.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.