Funny Language Pick Up Lines

These language pick up lines will help you find the right words to make your crush smile.

Funny Language Pick Up Lines

I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You are the object of my preposition.