Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You are the object of my preposition.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.