Funny Language Pick Up Lines

These language pick up lines will help you find the right words to make your crush smile.

Funny Language Pick Up Lines

You are the object of my preposition.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.