Funny Language Pick Up Lines

These language pick up lines will help you find the right words to make your crush smile.

Funny Language Pick Up Lines

With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.