What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"