Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.