What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor