These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.