What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.