What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"