How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!