The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'