How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.