What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.