My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.