Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.