I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!