What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!