What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light