Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.