The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin