Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!