Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.