There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.