There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver