What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets