A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.