How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.