What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.