After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights