Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver