Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.