Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat