Huge explosion at the hair brush factory...
Investigators are still combing through the wreckage.
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears?
Frosted tips.
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
What does Satan shave with?
A hell razor.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didn’t razor right.
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just can’t part with it.