What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
How did Pavlov get such great hair?
He conditioned it.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
What's a bee's favorite hairstyle?
A buzz cut.
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
With a chinsaw.
I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
Daughter: I think I'm going to put my hair in a bun tomorrow.
Dad: We're all out. You'll have to use bread.