What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers?
Shear size.
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
I recently had my hair cut.
At first I didn’t like it but now it’s growing on me.
What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?
A haunted pumpkin with a wig.
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
Daughter: I think I'm going to put my hair in a bun tomorrow.
Dad: We're all out. You'll have to use bread.
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
“I could but I think the baker might object”.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
If Satan ever lost his hair...
There would be hell toupee.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
I was going to shave my face but my razor was blunt.
It said, "You look ugly without a beard."
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a must ache.