Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs!
Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret?
Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
Daughter: Did you get a hair cut?
Dad: No sweetheart I got em all cut.
Why is Pavlov's hair so soft?
Because he conditions it.
A bald man walks into the Hair Club. “I’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
My friend didn't want to participate in the pick your new hairstyle conference but I convinced him...
He took part.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked.
I bought a wig for a dollar...
It was a small price toupee.
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
My wife, whilst trying to brush my son's hair, told him he was having a bad hair day.
My son replied, "Oh, is it being knotty?"
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked!
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
I mustache you a question..
but I'll shave it for later.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
Why does James Bond Have grey hair?
Because there's no time to dye!
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.