What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
Someone stole my wig!
That was a bald move.
What did the wig say to the head?
I got you covered.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
Why don’t orcas have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?
A boatee.
Why doesn't the moon shave?
Because it waxes.
Not everyone looks good with a wig
But I think you could really pull it off.
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.
My friends tell me I'm like a beard..
I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!
Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?
It has a moo-stache.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
What do you call a line of men out on the lawn, having sausages and waiting to have a haircut and shave?
A barber queue.
I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
A receipting hairline
"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."
I think your supposed to use a razor.
What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?
Curl up and dye.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!