My mother-in-law never taught my wife to shave her legs without getting cut.
She didn’t razor right.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo.
What hairstyle did Moses get at the hairdressers?
A middle parting.
What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?
A brush with death
Why do Pencils shave?
To look sharp.
Daughter: I think I'm going to put my hair in a bun tomorrow.
Dad: We're all out. You'll have to use bread.
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
Must dash.
What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?
A Honeycomb.
What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?
Mutton chops.
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
Air conditioner.
I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied.
It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is
a hairball
I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday
She wasn’t blown away.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.
Did you get a hair cut?
No, I got them all cut.
My executive assistant has long hair.
I call him my mane man.
It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
I bought a wig for my wife, at a discount store...
Didn't want toupee full price.
What kind of hair explodes?
Bangs.