Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Can I be your next varietal?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Funny meat-ing you here.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Do you like free samples?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?