Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.