I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?