I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!