Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.