The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Do you like free samples?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.