I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Funny meat-ing you here.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Do you like free samples?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Can I be your next varietal?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.