Grocery Store Pick Up Lines

Pick up more than groceries on your next trip to the supermarket!

Grocery Store Pick Up Lines

Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you like free samples?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Can I be your next varietal?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.