I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
and I’m like Haiku.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?
Fat man sees small door,
he knows he cannot fit through,
tears flow free now.
My breakfast today,
bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy.
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS.
In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers.
My cow gives less milk,
now that it has been eaten,
by a fierce dragon.
Advice for those in,
a difficult position.
First, be flexible.
I'm much funnier.
when I am drunk off my butt.
sadly, I'm sober.
Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme.
I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.
I knew this gambler.
He bet it all on a bluff.
He is now homeless.
The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin' wet.
I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?
I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade.
Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can.
Just do what you want.
Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for god.
Missing him, not me.
You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?
You think you're big.
With your fancy little words.
This is not so hard.
Company coming?
And your house is a big mess?
Just put on lipstick.
World is vast and wide.
So much out there to explore.
Right now, let's eat lunch.
Wanna go outside.
Oh NO! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Shoe laces.
Must attack at once.
Didn't know that was you.
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
University.