"It's not me, it's you!"
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You look like my future ex wife.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.