Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
I really like you. So does my wife.
I think we need to become better strangers.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.