Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
We should make like your parents and split.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
We're donion rings.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I think we need to become better strangers.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Let’s make like a banana and split.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.