I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.