What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Because it was so foggy at my father’s funeral, he was buried in the wrong plot.
It was a grave mist-stake.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.