What cosmetic does DNA put on?
Genetic makeup.
Why do volcanoes need lotion?
So they dont get ashy.
What do you call an East-European cosmetic?
Nail Polish.
Someone stole my fragrance-free lotion...
It was a scentless act of cruelty.
I always start my day with makeup. It's the foundation for a good day, y'know? It covers up anything from yesterday and really sets things in place so I can powder through my work.
What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?
A humi-ditty.