I used too much of my wife’s moisturizer after taking my shower this morning.
So I called in slick for work today.
What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
One will burn your eyes, the other will moisturize.
Someone stole my fragrance-free lotion...
It was a scentless act of cruelty.
Why do volcanoes need lotion?
So they dont get ashy.
I do not like lotion at all.
It really gets under my skin.
Here’s my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
Apply daily.