I'm good at manicures but bad at languages.
Although I think I would nail Polish.
Mascara and lipstick broke up last week.
Now they are trying to make-up!
Someone stole my fragrance-free lotion...
It was a scentless act of cruelty.
What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
My wife asked me to help her apply mascara...
It was an eye-opening experience.
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.