I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
But it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Why do volcanoes need lotion?
So they dont get ashy.
I lost my daughter’s cosmetics bag...
I wonder how I’ll make up for this mistake.
Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
She needed to makeup her mind!
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.
What do you call a little tune about atmospheric moisture?
A humi-ditty.