I always start my day with makeup. It's the foundation for a good day, y'know? It covers up anything from yesterday and really sets things in place so I can powder through my work.
What did the copy machine say when it spilled it’s skincare?
"Oh no, that was my toner"
Mascara and lipstick broke up last week.
Now they are trying to make-up!
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Moisturiser is good for your skin...
Let that sink in.
I lost my daughter’s cosmetics bag...
I wonder how I’ll make up for this mistake.