When does makeup run?
When you mascare it off.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
Why do volcanoes need lotion?
So they dont get ashy.
I could have sworn that my skin had changed color
But it was just a pigment of my imagination.
What did the copy machine say when it spilled it’s skincare?
"Oh no, that was my toner"
Why did the model bring her lipstick and eye shadow to school?
Because she had a make-up exam!