What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick....
She still isn't talking to me.
What did the copy machine say when it spilled it’s skincare?
"Oh no, that was my toner"
Someone stole my fragrance-free lotion...
It was a scentless act of cruelty.
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.
Why did the girl put lipstick on her forehead?
She needed to makeup her mind!