I used too much of my wife’s moisturizer after taking my shower this morning.
So I called in slick for work today.
Mascara and lipstick broke up last week.
Now they are trying to make-up!
What cosmetic does DNA put on?
Genetic makeup.
Here’s my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
Apply daily.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Have you ever seen a girl done makeup while camping?
It's pretty in tents.