Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Nice pumpkins!
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I am a mean green machine.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.