Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
I am a mean green machine.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
There’s no trick in these pants.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.