Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I am a mean green machine.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I wanna bob for your apples.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.