Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
I am a mean green machine.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
There’s no trick in these pants.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.