They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Nice pumpkins!
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.