Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
I am a mean green machine.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
You know why women's eyes are so noticeable these days?
It's the mask era.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?