Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.