Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.