Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Nice pumpkins!
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
I am a mean green machine.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
There’s no trick in these pants.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated