Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
I am a mean green machine.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
There’s no trick in these pants.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
Nice pumpkins!
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.