Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
There’s no trick in these pants.
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Dad jokes are like Corona.
Everybody gets It but not everyone can laugh about It.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
I wanna bob for your apples.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.