You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
There’s no trick in these pants.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation?
Mumbai.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
I wanna bob for your apples.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.