I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
I really hope corona virus can't spread through s*x
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
What do you get when a raven flies into a group of 18 crows?
Corvid-19.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.