Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.