That mask is becoming on you. If it were me, I’d be coming too.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
I'm using a bra for a face mask.
I like to keep abreast of corona security measures.
I may be dressed as a vampire tonihgt, but if you play your cards right you might be the one sucking
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead