A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
There’s no trick in these pants.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.