Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I want to stick to you like glucose.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.