Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.