49. What does a child car play with?
Toy-otas.
What did the car call his new band?
Back Seat Boys.
Why did the bus driver eat a burger? He wanted to 'bus-t' his energy!
How can you tell if a car is from Switzerland?
It remains in neutral.
A man is wanted for stealing tires off of cop cars.
Police are working tirelessly to catch him.
I did a good deed today by giving up my seat on the bus to an elderly lady...
How was I supposed to know she’d never driven a bus before?
What do you call a thriller movie involving cars?
Suspension movie.
Have you heard about the guy who stole a truck carrying supplies of disinfectant? Police say he made a clean getaway.
I once had my identity stolen by a cement truck driver. It took me ages to track him down, but now I have concrete evidence.
I was gonna make some car puns...
but I ran out of gas.
What’s the hardest part about working as a bus driver? Everyone’s talking behind your back.
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
Truck drivers have a great way of settling disputes – they only use their horns. It’s known as a fight to the deaf.
I tried driving a truck with a trailer that was attached without using the proper equipment.
It went off without a hitch.
Driving a truck carrying cutlery is easy – as soon as you see the fork in the road, you know you’re there.