Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
I really like you. So does my wife.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I think we need to become better strangers.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
We're donion rings.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
"My cat doesn't like you."