It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I think we need to become better strangers.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
We should make like your parents and split.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I really like you. So does my wife.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney