Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
"It's not me, it's you!"
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
You are so right. And I am so left.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
"My cat doesn't like you."
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
You looked better when I was drunk.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
We should make like your parents and split.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.