I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
I can't find my humidifier anymore...
I have reported it misting.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful...
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air.
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
The sun is just a big space heater.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Me: Dad, can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft?
A Duct-ape.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
My heater won't stop running.
I swear it has no chill.
I put a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room. What do you think will happen? That's a mist-ery.
I bought a new heater for my wife.
She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.
What do you call someone that's always stealing your heat?
A brrrglar!
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
I wonder who invented the air conditioner...
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy.
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I was opening up all the vents in our house. My wife didn't understand why.
"You may think that's eVENTfull. You'll undestand why I do this eVENTually"
This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold.
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
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